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Harry and Meghan vs. Those Divorce Rumors

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Harry and Meghan vs. Those Divorce Rumors

Lately, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have engaged in a series of what we in the biz call “whiffs.” In May, Prince Harry and Meghan made a big to-do about a Manhattan car chase that ended up being more of a meandering taxi ride uptown. In June, they parted ways with Spotify, having produced only one season of one podcast during their three-year, $20 million deal. (Bill Simmons memorably called them “fucking grifters.”) In July, the Daily Mail accused them of feuding with David and Victoria Beckham, of all people. And now, come Breakup Season, these PR and professional missteps have led the tabloids to question whether their marriage is on solid footing.

A source claimed to the dreaded Radar Online last month that Harry and Meghan are “taking time apart” in the wake of all the drama. “They’re trying to figure out what hit them,” the source alleged. “Harry doesn’t fit in Meghan’s tacky Tinseltown world.” A source close to the Sussexes told “Page Six,” however, that any rumors of a separation are bunk: “It’s not true. It’s literally made up.”

In the past week, it seems Montecito’s most famous couple has taken it upon themselves to prove just how made up the rumors are with a coordinated PR offensive on multiple fronts. Here is what they want you to know.

Harry and Meghan coincidentally made the covers of both People and Us Weekly last week with sources close to the couple alleging that their marriage is fine — great, even.

“They’re playful and flirty when they’re hanging out,” a source revealed to People. “They’re not into a big scene. They prefer smaller group hangouts at home, karaoke, that sort of thing.”

They also like going to dinner: The couple were photographed walking out of Tre Lune in Montecito last Wednesday, and according to People, they also frequently get takeout pizza from Ellen Degeneres’s favorite, Bettina.

Karaoke? Pizza? Flirting? Doesn’t sound like divorce is on the horizon to me. And in response to naysayers who claim Meghan is too bossy, a source close to the couple observed to People, “Meghan does seem to run the household and make the decisions, but it’s not that [Harry] bends for her. It’s just a dynamic that works for them, and maybe one that he needs after everything he’s been through.”

“They’re a united front,” another source told Us Weekly. “As far as they’re concerned, it’s Harry and Meghan against the world.”

Got that? They are a united front, and behind that united front is a pizza-karaoke party you would be so lucky to be invited to.

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